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MEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Orbs

I think of myself as having quite a high pain tolerance and I love using clamps and impact toys. However, when MEO sent me their Oh So Easy Magnetic Orbs I had to admit defeat.

The concept of the Oh So Easy Magnetic Orbs is simple but so clever. Clamps with a difference. But before I go on, first a warning. As suggested by the name MEO Oh So Easy Magnetic Orbs contain magnets and this makes them unsuitable for use by people with electronic implants.

This includes pacemakers, defibrillators or activatable implants. Magnets can disrupt these devices and MEO suggest keeping 20cm between the implant and magnet. Myself, if I had one of these devices I’d probably avoid these clamps to be sure.

Magnetic Pull

So, that’s the serious stuff out the way. Opening the package, I was somewhat bemused when two small silver balls fell out. This is the entire product and why they are Oh So Easy. There is no screwing or fiddling about with the orbs. Just straight on.

Each Orb contains a super powerful magnet. Don’t underestimate the power of this at all. I found they could pull each other together with a fair distance between them. They go with a hell of a smack too.

The general premise of the Oh So Easy Magnetic Orbs is simple. Put them either side of your nipple and let the magnet hold them in place. They attract together and trap your nipple between them. The applications for these little buggers is endless. They can be used on balls, cocks, clits and labia.

Painful Pinch

In the interests of disclosure here is where I admit I won’t be doing any of that. Without doubt the Oh So Easy Magnetic Orbs are the most painful clamps I’ve ever tried. They are much tighter than any regular screw or crocodile clamp. This is simply because the magnetic force is so strong.

Applying the Oh So Easy Magnetic Orbs isn’t difficult. But you do need to be careful. Holding the balls in either hand you need to slowly push them on either side of your nipple. If you don’t hold them tightly the magnetic pull will literally snatch the ball from your fingers and thwack it into your nipple with a hell of a bite.

Hard to Move

I can only imagine the pain levels if this was applied to your clit or balls. I found once in place either side of my nipple the Oh So Easy Magnetic Orbs stayed put with no problem at all. In fact, they are difficult to remove. Even more so with slippery fingers. The magnet is so strong you kind of slide the balls off each other. If you have lube or bodily fluids on your fingers this is almost impossible.

Describing the pain of using the Oh So Easy Magnetic Orbs is hard. I found the pinch was so strong it led to a kind of heat within my nipple. At first this was extremely exciting but I quickly found the pain was too strong. Luckily, I was in a position to remove them but I imagine had I not been I’d have quickly been engaged in some pretty heavy-duty begging.

Each orb measures around 10mm in diameter so storage is simple, but due to the nature of the magnets you must be careful where you put them. The orbs are silver in colour and are metal coated giving them a real hard pinch.

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Your arse will thank you for it.

Anyone who regularly indulges in anal sex will tell you the key to enjoying it for both parties is great lube. The anal passage, unlike the vagina, isn’t self-lubricating and so without additional lubrication the friction created during anal sex can be potentially damaging and painful. German sex specialists MEO offer an enormous range of targeted anal lubes which are aimed at improving the experience. When MEO offered me the chance to review one of these lubes I opted for AnalTotal which is a lube aimed at both anal and rimming. As always MEO were super quick and discrete with despatch and delivery, their customer service is really excellent.

First Appearances

I really like MEO’s bottle design for their lubes. The bottles are shiny and black with a flip top. The product title is written down the front of the bottle in pale blue and white writing. You couldn’t really disguise this product in your bedroom as it has MEO AnalTotal emblazoned on the front but that’s to be expected given that it is the product name. Opening the bottle, I sniffed the contents, I couldn’t detect any real scent to AnalTotal which was a good start. Nothing is as off putting as the strong chemical scent that accompanies some lube. I squeezed a small amount of MEO AnalTotal into my hand and was pleased to see how thick the clear liquid was. It spread nicely and didn’t run down my skin, making it perfect for self-application.

Using MEO AnalTotal

It is without doubt that I say MEO AnalTotal is one of the best anal specific lubes I’ve ever used. It’s thick formula lasts ages and provides almost a cushion of moisture preventing friction issues and allowing toys, plugs and cock to slide effortlessly inside me. Even using my most grabby toys AnalTotal made penetration a joy. There was no need to reapply as AnalTotal stays put through even my roughest play and didn’t evaporate or absorb into my skin. There was no sticky after feeling either, which is most unusual with a lube this thick. It’s very stimulating to stroke the cool thick AnalTotal gel over his cock before use and I really don’t need to use much as the spread is amazing. When applying it to myself it stayed put and was brilliant for vaginal play as well as anal, in fact it’s a great all-rounder.

MEO state that AnalTotal is also aimed at rimming, making the experience more pleasant for the person doing the rimming. I was slightly confused by the website claim that MEO AnalTotal is vanilla flavoured as I could discern no taste at all, whilst in use or even directly from the bottle, to me AnalTotal is tasteless. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, there is a very slight tang to the tongue when licking AnalTotal but it isn’t unpleasant and doesn’t leave your mouth feeling peculiar unlike some lubes I’ve tried. I’m not sure I’d specifically apply AnalTotal for rimming but if I was already using it, it certainly wouldn’t stop me from oral play. I experienced no staining issues with AnalTotal on clothing or sheets, which is another plus point.

About AnalTotal

MEO’s website says the vanilla flavour that I fail to detect mirrors pheromones, perhaps this is why it is so subtle. MEO AnalTotal is safe for vaginal and oral sex as well as anal. MEO say AnalTotal is suited to certain sex toys but don’t state which toys it isn’t suitable for use with, which is a bit strange. AnalTotal is a water based lube, it’s fat free and is dermatologically tested. Neither of us suffered any irritation or discomfort during use or after and I definitely noticed an increase in comfort during penetration, he was able to fuck my arse with as much ease as he would usually fuck me during PIV sex.

AnalTotal comes in 100ml bottles which will last a long time as it really does spread and due to the thick consistency you shouldn’t ever spill or waste any. 100ml will set you back £17.08 but I think this is great value for money as I would happily use this lube for all types of sex, not just anal.

I really love MEO AnalTotal it will be my go to lube for sex now, particularly anal as it just makes such a difference in the level of pleasure. If you are an experienced anal player this is a lube you need in your collection and if you are new to anal or considering anal for the first time I strongly recommend this lube as a great addition to play. Your arse will thank you for it.

• 8 out of 8 people found this review useful.

The result is so amazing!!!!!

Very comfortable! I've worn this all day many times with no pinching or discomfort. Makes for a fun day at work. :)
I'm going to order another 4 or 5 of these!!!!

• 5 out of 5 people found this review useful.